Thursday, June 26, 2008

Waxing poetic

I am in love with my new waxer. Her name is Anna Paula and she is Brazilian. Not only is she a true Brazilian giving me my Brazilian, but she is also deaf!!! Isn't that SCH-weet?! She cannot hear my screams AND I don't have to make idle chit chat while my coochie is being savaged. She is my perfect ten of hoo-ha strippers.

Actually, I didn't scream at all because she was so good. I did whimper once or twice but she couldn't hear those either! She gave me exactly what I wanted and didn't annoy me by asking if I wanted a lightning bolt or a heart waxed on the front. Honestly, who does that? At the end she gave me a thumbs up which I took to mean that my special area was one of the best she had ever seen.

I wrote a Haiku about her and here it is:

This crotch is happy
You are gentle and silent
My Anna Paula


fort knocks said...

She's totally faking being deaf.

You have to test her by screaming "Oh no! I'm about to fart!" while she's working.

Ten bucks says she jumps back.

Falwless said...

My god this made me laugh.

I do love you.

Anonymous said...

Yep ... faking the deaf thing. Drop a book sometime and see if she flinches.

Next time get the lightning bolt. I want to see how that turns out for you Electra Woman!


BeckEye said...

I've always wanted to try a Brazilian, but I'm such a wuss. Hell, just reading this post made me scream in pain.

Anonymous said...

Hey .... write somethin'!