Tuesday, February 24, 2009

J.Hi's secret


My boobs are once again sitting up and at attention. I am sure you all are relieved. My post Christmas mall aversion lasted a bit longer this year. But last week I was finally able to enter the mall and bra shop. I tried hard to find a bra other than a Victoria Secret bra because I really do not have a strong desire to spend $40 on one bra. However, through careful research (OK, so I went to one other place) I found that the VS bras are far superior. These lovelies are very well packaged now--no wiggling, jiggling, falling or flapping in the breeze (unless I choose to make those things happen.)

According to my bra expert Erica (I didn't check her credentials), I was wearing the wrong size bra. She measured me at a size smaller than what I was wearing but when she measured my cup size she went two cups bigger than what I was wearing. She said I measured at a D cup but she must have been coming on to me because I have never been a D cup. I decided to go for a more reasonable C cup. I love my bra! It's lifts, supports and it's so pretty. Man, I feel like a woman! I cannot stop looking down my own shirt.

I wish I could share with you my new and improved boobalicious figure but I'm not that kind of blogger. I refuse to stoop to such levels to get more readers. Although I have been known to do things that are out of character when people are chanting my name (and after lots of alcohol.) Shhhhhh, don't tell.

5 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Please send me your boob pics. I'm a doctor and I'll help you.

Knot said...

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. I'll need to verify Dr. Zibbs results.

I'm glad there is no male equivalent. I can't imagine going into the jock store only to hear I'd shrunk a size. Men everywhere would be yelling, "There was shrinkage!!!!"

C said...

aw, come on.... let us see your new jigglies holder... your girls would be covered. its JUST a bra... show us show us....

C

J. Hi said...

Zibbsy, If I sent you that pic, it would probably end up being viewed by your one million readers and then what would the PTA think of me? I might lose my place as a pillar of the community. ;)

You people are something!! LOL

J. Hi said...

Knot--a size smaller in a bra is actually a good thing (well the number size anyway) because it means you've lost some of your back fat.