Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Sage did the Technicolor Yawn

I got a call from the clinic at Sage's school today. He had thrown up and they wanted me to come get him. Sage told me that he had thrown up on the floor in the cafeteria during lunch. Eeeewwww, the worst possible place. I asked what he was eating at the time and he said hot dog and tater tots. Eeeeewwww, one of the worst possible foods to throw up. Believe me, I have been there and blowing tater tots is not great--they're chunky.

As we rode to the doctor's office Sage and I came up with ten alternate phrases for throwing up and here is our list--
Vomit (my favorite being a nurse)
Barf
Puke
Hurl
Boot (heard that one a lot in college)
Upchuck (kicking it old school)
Spew
Ralph
Blow chunks
Do the technicolor yawn

Did I miss any?

1 comment:

amunson said...

How about "Kneeling before the porcelain god and invoking his name - 'Ralph'"?