Monday, January 28, 2008

Lady Psycho Sexy

I am going a bit mad. It comes with being a parent but also living with 3 males. I think that would drive anyone out of their freaking mind. What is it with boys? They are so weird. By the time they are out of the house I will be the one needing therepy, not them.

To give you some insight in my insanity, here is a list of things I have actually said or screamed this past year: (All 100% true)

--Shepard, get your hands out of your pants! And Sage, stop picking your brother's nose!
--Oh, you think I'm the worst parent in world?! Don't make me go Britney on your butt!
--Whose snot is this on the wall?
--I declare no more lick fights!
--No, you are not a Jedi Master because Jedi Masters listen to their mothers and you, sir, do not!
--Whose snot is this on the couch?
--You absolutely cannot pee behind your dresser because you are scared to go to the bathroom.
--Go back outside and get your underwear off the neighbor's lawn!
--Living with you makes me want to DIE!!!! (That one was for Alan, dear husband)

And here is my favorite: (this one I did screaming while others cried)

STOP THAT CRYING RIGHT NOW!!! YOU WILL GO TO THIS PARADE AND YOU WILL HAVE FUN!! IF I HEAR ANYMORE WHINING I WILL START BEATING SOME BUTTS BECAUSE THIS IS FAMILY TIME AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW!! PARADES ARE FUN!! FUN, DO YOUR HEAR ME?! FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Lady psycho sexy that is me, Sometimes I find I need to scream"

3 comments:

Edge said...

OMG you got O comments on this post. That's hilarious. See I'm your bizarro blogger 3 women in the house and an occasional drop in by the step son. I feel like I'll need therapy - or a good hair dye - by the time they are done.

You made me laugh!

~Jef

DebbieDoesLife said...

Well, I have to top it by saying I live with 4 guys. I believe I have yelled almost all the same things. Except add this one "Are you peeing in the backyard? Stop! We have bathrooms IN the HOUSE!!"

Melissa said...

you were yelling this stuff before you had kids!