As the rain of Hanna poured outside, Alan and I were snuggled up in the bed starting a little storm of our own. Apparently hurricanes turn Alan on. Actually, so do blizzards, heat waves, partly sunny days, partly cloudy days, isolated showers, and scattered showers. And don't even get me started on areas of high pressure. Weather, all weather turns him on.
As Hanna raged outside (or whimpered really--I've seen thunderstorms worse than you, Hanna!) the mood inside was serene and sexy UNTIL...Knock, knock, knock.
Sage calls, "Mommy, Daddy!"
Alan said, "Yes, Sage. What do you need?"
Sage, "Shepard said God!"
Alan, "Well, please tell him to say Gosh or Goodness."
Dang, foiled by the Ten Commandments! Didn't see that one coming.