Or is it a kitty conumdrum? My cat is sooooo fat. How fat is she? She is sooooo fat that she cannot clean her own ass. As you can imagine, there is a crappy, smelly buildup. And just to add an exclamation point to the fact that she has a nasty ass, our little darling has recently started the practice of dragging her large bottom around and leaving track marks on the carpet. It's her own little breadcrumb trail, but with shit. So we tried to handle it like this...
But the size 4 diaper didn't really fit and did not stay on long. As you can tell she is not amused.
So now we have to take her to the vet every six weeks for her booty shave. We also have to wash the area on a regular basis. And Daddy Alan gets the pleasure of being the resident cat ass washer. I am on the side of the tub yelling, "Clean that kitty! Polish that Pussy!" As you can tell he is not amused.
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Holy fuckin' shit, that is the funniest thing I've seen all week! I stumbled upon your blog, and this post caught my eye (how could it not?) I laughed my ass off! Good luck to you and your cat ass. Maybe instead of all that scrub work and vet visits, you should put your cat on a diet.
Yeah, we tried to put her on a diet but she is allergic to diet food. I am serious, she actually starts having asthma attacks. :)
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